You are not like the unabomber. I don’t think you’ve ever bombed anything. In fact, you’re on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.
Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you’ve seen you’ll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor’s dick knot impregnating another’s slick-drenched hole. Isn’t the internet a wondrous place.
i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the ‘zz’ in 'pizza’, with a 'tz’ sound), which, yes, means “mother’s breast”.
so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.
they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona
so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy
aki gets the power to see the future for pretty much free and its not cause its like unconditional like with pochita an denji, its cause that mfing future devil just wanted to see our guy get smoked with VIP front row seats w/ the meet & greet + autograph for a man’s most painful (and ironic) death
had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called “scrubbing” where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn’t stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it
