bellas-orange-jansport:

in the canon of my heart jessica and rosalie have bonded because jessica was complaining to angela about mike being wishy-washy and she was trying to figure out what she did wrong and should she apologize? and rosalie just turned around in her seat like ‘first of all never apologize to a man secondly you can do better’ and jess rides that high for like four hours

offirubix:

Arthur, hogties John Marston so he can take him towards the hotel so they can give him a bath: “Marston your definitely need a bath!”

John Marston, at the back of Arthur’s horse: “This gang is a fucking nightmare!!”

redeadepression:

oakenshied:

yall know that music that sometimes comes on when youre in the grizzlies which sounds like a wolf howling so you flip your shit thinking a pack of wolves is going to fucking attack and murder you and then you realize it was just the music and then you condemn rockstar?

The 1899 equivalent to sirens in radio ads on GTA

legionoftuna:

lesbuchanan:

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun